June 12, 2014

For Reals

Petting Baby Moose Discouraged

Yup. In my local paper. The story originates in Alaska, where I guess it would make more sense. I live in San Diego. Where it doesn't make sense. You know what else doesn't make sense? That people need to be told, "don't try to make pets out of moose calves." Let alone don't pet them. I can't, no, don't want to imagine what it would be like to try and house train a moose. Although, I have friends with dogs almost that big. You know who you are.

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